Short jokes
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
Mario (DYM 150).
He's a Fortnite kid, haha!
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
Dislike this! Let's get to 1000 dislikes!
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
just yeah bruh and yeah.
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.