Short jokes
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
How's your day going?
Shut up, I didn't ask.
Use code tiko#teamfish
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
But he could only get 1 trade.
Your future.
Uff.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Wassup? (DYM 109)
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.