Short jokes
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
What did a magic house 🏠 do?
Make someone in a wheelchair.
My wife is not only gone like gonorrhea, she is also gone because of my (and now her) gonorrhea.
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!
"Suck my sugar, honey, it's very sweet and juicy."
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!
If we get this to 1000 dislikes, I will do TWO joking keggars on Halloween.
So what are you waiting for? Hit the button, idiot.
You're overreacting.
Oh he.
Uuhgggyuuuhhhgg.
Yo people!
Little Johnny's actually dead!
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.
Koalas ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ are booooooooooooooooo👎
What do you eat out of?
- A bowl.
Let me tell you a pun. Never mind, it's tearable.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
These jokes are offensive. Stop!
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
York High School is the best school ever!