Short jokes
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
Doctor: You'll be at peace soon, sir.
Me: What? Am I dying?
Doctor: No, your wife is.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.