Short jokes

Short jokes

Orphan

Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.

Orphan

When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"

"What?"

"They both get thrown out."

Car

So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.

Plane

Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?

Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!

Adoption

Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?

Kid: A garden?

Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?

Orphan

If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play House Flipper?

'Cause they don't know what to do.

Orphan

What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?

They get set free.

Traffic

Teacher: Why were you late?

Me: Traffic.

Teacher: Did I did it?

Me: Did I even blame it on you?

Name

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

Spider-Man

Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?

Because he’s always on the webcast.

Dad

If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?