Short jokes
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I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."
A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
Poooooooooooooooooooooop!
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
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What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
It’s like I always tell my kids:
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
I need to speak to Water Sharky.
Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?