Short jokes
Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.
Kid: Runs home.
A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...
If you know, you know.
Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
You people who look at this sight, shame on you, fucking idiots!
Gwen is a 40-year-old man, I think.
Jesus.
Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.
Do I sit broken-hearted?
I came to sh*t and only farted.
Ma name is Bendover.
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.
Kasper has a tiny penis.
Oof.
You walk into your grandma's room and you see her naked and she says "Come here grandson." What would you do?