Short jokes
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!
What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.
If we get this to 1000 dislikes, I will do TWO joking keggars on Halloween.
So what are you waiting for? Hit the button, idiot.
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.
Oh he.
Uuhgggyuuuhhhgg.
Do I sit broken-hearted?
I came to sh*t and only farted.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.
Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.
Oof.
You walk into your grandma's room and you see her naked and she says "Come here grandson." What would you do?
Kasper has a tiny penis.
Yo people!
Little Johnny's actually dead!
Let me tell you a pun. Never mind, it's tearable.