Short jokes
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.