Short jokes
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Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
Why is Joe cool?
Good night, boys.
I like goodies.
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
Mom: Go water the plants.
Me: But it’s raining outside.
Mom: Go grab the umbrella.
Me: What???
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
Blondies.
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
My ex's love for me :(
I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.