Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Short Jokes
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Hot man is sexy.
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."
Sumona.
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
Omg, shut up guys!
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!
Aarif
