Short jokes

Short jokes

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?

A snake has a home to go to underground.

Player

What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?

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(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)

Orange Juice

What did the blender say to the orange juice?

"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."

Grandpa

Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.

H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:

Animal

I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.

Orphan

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Computer

If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.

It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?

Friend

Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.

Wheelchair

A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.

Dad

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.