Short jokes
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
My doctor said, "You have 1 year to live."
I said, "You wanna bet?"
Bam, a gunshot!
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.
Depression is like therapy; the more you see it, the more you get used to it.
I want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
Priest
🧀: C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀: You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.