Short jokes
I am a beautiful person.
So my sis thinks she's so smart. She said, "You can finish this move ten minutes later. Go to sleep."
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
But why?
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried, but failed. He really got me, dare.
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
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Electron
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
Cyber bully: Your mom giey.
Me: nO U
Die.
What are clowns good at?