Short jokes
What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
I miss school so much.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
When is a car not a car?
When it's a house.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
keligh?
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
Ghanshyam.
Who am I sitting next to?