Short jokes
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.
Person: Where do I commit suicide?
Dog: Roof.
Person: Good idea.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
I like my humor like my people. Well done.
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.