Short jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.
H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:
This website is cruel and is NOT funny.
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
No joke.
Ruhan.
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.