Short jokes
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.
Why couldn't the clown walk after his infamous knife-juggling act?
Because he was exhausted nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ma name is Bendover.
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
Nuns be like: Can I spread the word, but check for you?
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
Isabell Leal is ugly as f*ck.
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?
Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.
Kid: Runs home.
A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...
If you know, you know.
My wife is not only gone like gonorrhea, she is also gone because of my (and now her) gonorrhea.
What did a magic house 🏠 do?
Make someone in a wheelchair.
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
"Suck my sugar, honey, it's very sweet and juicy."
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
You people who look at this sight, shame on you, fucking idiots!
You're overreacting.
Gwen is a 40-year-old man, I think.
Jesus.