Short jokes
You blow a kiss up.
Your eyes were bright up your ass.
Verga.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
My sexlife xddddddddd
"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!
Legally Blonde.
My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
Stop it, Superman is stupid, ugly, and nothing.
God help me, please!
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
Bruh bruh the bruh run bruh stop bruh hi bruh.
Friend: Eric, spell mouse.
Eric: M O U S.
Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
Coffee has been the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.