Short jokes
I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me: “Hey, did you kno-“
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
What's Reddit?
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
My people are starving. Stop Africa jokes. Not funny >:(
What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?
I’m thursty (Thursday).
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
He asked for a shot of beer?
He got shot and killed.
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
My dishwasher is broke.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?