Short jokes
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Fuck you and your shitty family!
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
How to write a joke?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ur blue nue hue kuo.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
Jonah Oglan.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.