Short jokes

Short jokes

Sense

Johnny, make a joke. The joke is you because Little Johnny has a sense of humor because you're an idiot.

Bicycle

What's the difference between a bicycle?

A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.

Cannibal

Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?

Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?

Think about it, lol. Haha.

Music

Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?

Because he doesn't listen to it!

Cereal

I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.

Candy

How old are you...? I don’t give a shit, stfu and get in ma van.

“NO NO NO”

I’ll give you some candy.

“Oh ok🤩”

Is crummy bears alright??

Hole

Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?

A: Hole-y shit!

Kid

Why did the lil kid cut himself?

Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!