Short jokes
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Kidnapping is just surprise adoption.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
How do you stop a baby from drowning? pt. 2
-Harpoon it.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
Everyone has cracks in them, mine's just in my heart and not my ass.
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope you're happy now.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."