Short jokes
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.