Short jokes
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
Johnny, make a joke. The joke is you because Little Johnny has a sense of humor because you're an idiot.
I'm a lady, so I'm a man.
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
Why can’t orphans buy ice cream?
They don’t have money.
I punched you so hard that I'll call you "Droppy Pussy."
Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?
Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?
Think about it, lol. Haha.
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
What is the definition of GAY?
Thunwa :D
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.
Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?
Because he doesn't listen to it!
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.
How old are you...? I don’t give a shit, stfu and get in ma van.
“NO NO NO”
I’ll give you some candy.
“Oh ok🤩”
Is crummy bears alright??
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
Max's joke is literally a joke.
How did you get that? Used your life savings?
Marciukas climbing ranked ladder su dravenu 8 sezone XDD.
Your Da.
Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?
A: Hole-y shit!
Why did the lil kid cut himself?
Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!