Short jokes

Trump can get banned. The cops can tack him to jail, and Trump go go go go bye bye for good. Trump is meing.

Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.

Poke diver 1 sucks!

I am a beautiful person.

So my sis thinks she's so smart. She said, "You can finish this move ten minutes later. Go to sleep."

What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.

I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.

Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂

My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried, but failed. He really got me, dare.

Three Jewish people walk into a bar.

What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?

"Rust in peace."

But why?

I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?

Ugly.

"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.

If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?

Good morning? Goodbye!

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick him up and sick his dick.

My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"

What's your mum's favourite food?

Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA