Short jokes
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.
herishy, my little sissy dont report me.
Addison in bra.
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
Hoe?
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
What's 2+2? FORE-head.
The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.
BBNBHD.
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
Henry is in Uranus.