Short jokes

Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.

Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.

Dislike this.

I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

I laughed at their chalk outline.

I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".

My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."

I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.

Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.

Zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany.

What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?

"I CAN'T BREATHE!"

Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!

Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!

Gwen, can we chat in this link?

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

*guitar solo*

I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.

Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.

Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.

Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?

Why did Draven eat curry?

I don't know, ask him.

Dravenッ