Short jokes
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
GF: Laying down.
BF: GROANING
GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?
BF: Yeah, why?
GF: Shoot that did in there.
BF: Mmmhuugh
Hi, I did not text back to text her and dad, now I’m texting her. Now I’m.
Die.
Maybe I’ll be Tracer.
I’m already Tracer!
Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!
BOOMSHACKALATA!
I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.
Hungry: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad.
Hungry: Why did you name me like this? :/
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
Cyber bully: Your mom giey.
Me: nO U
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
What are clowns good at?
What do sheep hate?
Their enemies: goats!
Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!