I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
Short Jokes
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.
I'm Batman.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
Gigachad.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
