Short jokes
What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
It’s like I always tell my kids:
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
Dislike this! Let's get to 1000 dislikes!
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
He's a Fortnite kid, haha!
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
just yeah bruh and yeah.
Why does my brother have no mom?