Short jokes
I see you.
Hey guys, it's Gwen, and I want to say that I'm deleting my account regarding a comment made on my last post :(
Iceberg: You may know me.
Titanic: You are a sucker.
Iceberg: You hit me.
Titanic: Moron.
Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!
Titanic: I don’t give a shit.
I need to speak to Water Sharky.
Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.
Orphans are cool.
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
Mario (DYM 150).
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
Amogus.
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
My name is Martha.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!