What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.
Just kidding.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!