Short jokes
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
Walter White.
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
Eat this, peppe.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
Now their owner is dying.
HAHAHAHA
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.