Short jokes
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
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My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
Yee.
Your mum's got big tits.
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
You
You
You're the cow.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"