Short jokes
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
Pooooop.
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
Yo mama!
My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
Little Johnny's dad was drunk and told him to grow up, and he said, "STFU, you need to be young, you big-ass bitch!"
Jesus is what he eats!
Shit!
Bullets.
Just shut up!
What goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual?
Diabetes.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
Am I in Florida, because I'm triggered?
I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.