Short jokes
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
He asked for a shot of beer?
He got shot and killed.
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
Baby > commits start breathing.
Mom > commits abort.
Baby > commits ohshit.exe
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
My dishwasher is broke.
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
It’s like I always tell my kids:
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
He's a Fortnite kid, haha!
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
just yeah bruh and yeah.
Why does my brother have no mom?