Short jokes
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
Why is Joe cool?
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
Good night, boys.
I like goodies.
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.
I'm a fat cow.
My ex's love for me :(
I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.
Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."