Short jokes
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
Little girls cry. Big girls say, "F*ck."
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.