Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
Short Jokes
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the ladder?"
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
JFK is definitely a bottom.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
