Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
If you're a crucified savior, clap your hands.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
What is a magic car? One that flies!
Son: I love you, Dad.
Dad gets in car and drives away.
Slit your wrists.
Stop the orphan jokes!
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Who the heck is is Kristie?
Good night
The boobs was funny tbh... But the last was rude.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
What is important?
Baby 🍼
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? sSorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet
What is magic?
