Short jokes

Short jokes

Toe

My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD

Pigeon

What's the difference between a mother and a pigeon?

One doesn't eat their husband out.

Difference

What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?

One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!

Racist

Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?

Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!

Account

Hi guys, it's Gwen. Good morning, people! Just to let you know, I am deleting my account tomorrow.

Pillow

My woman told me that she wants to have sex with me, and I said, "Let's go at it." She said, "Shut up and kiss me on all my pillows."

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Number

How did number 1 kindly make number 2?

I got my was kicked, let's be friends?

Wife

Wife: I want to deep throat your dick.

Husband: let’s do this.

Wife: April foogjhmgkjgyukgyukfygkutkutkygfku5t!