Short jokes
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
Where is Colorado?
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
"Let's go Brandon!"
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
Googoogaga.
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.