Short jokes
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
Ccddfftggfdrrttty.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Key.
Key who?
Key moo.
"Up your butt and around the corner!"
Your hairline!
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ur blue nue hue kuo.
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
Amelie is a meanie.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Add me on Snapchat for streaks: Loganlytton.
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!