Short jokes
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
Meow meow meow meow :p
Tyson?
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Your joke: you.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
Why is Megan a down?
Because her last name is Downy.
Ya mums, ya dad.
What’s brown?
Idk.
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Pinto?