Short jokes
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron.
Two nuns in a bath.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
Gay guy?
Poo poo packed, lol.
Haha, I have my own joke category now!
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"
What's the fastest cake? Scone!