Short jokes
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
I like school.
Games
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
GOOGOO?
RTY!
Pooooooooooop!
I will tell you a joke--your life.
McDonald's worker: Order, order!
Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Wee snaw.
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
Guys to wind the clock up?
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
Like if you know what ashes are.
Oh, he needs some milk!
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!