Short jokes
Everyone reading this is gay!
What should more fun than slapping a baby?
Deez nutz.
What's so wrong about Trump being in office?
He steals all the cats.
Jas.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
My penis is too big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead.
Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.
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What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.
What's the difference between a mother and a pigeon?
One doesn't eat their husband out.
Poopy loopy.
Sajan's Hairline
Climb high, climb far,
Get high, get far.
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!
Jesus is fake,
He hides from himself.
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
How did Helen Keller get punished?
Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.
My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD