Short jokes
My sexlife xddddddddd
Mom: Go water the plants.
Me: But it’s raining outside.
Mom: Go grab the umbrella.
Me: What???
qestrrrr.
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
Why is Joe cool?
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning!
"What? Where?"
Ttt.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!
I shit on your furniture.
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
JAJAJA
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
You blow a kiss up.
Your eyes were bright up your ass.
Bruh bruh the bruh run bruh stop bruh hi bruh.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!