If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
Short Jokes
Priest
🧀: C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀: You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Bend over and spell run.
What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
A stab wound.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.
✨ Depression and anxiety ✨
Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
