Short jokes
I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."
A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
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Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣
There are sexiest women in politics.
They should be in a car showroom.
Chihuahua?
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
I always look at the earth and think, "Ahh, this is TREE-ific!"
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
Richmond
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
keligh?
When is a car not a car?
When it's a house.
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
Ghanshyam.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"