Short jokes
Rajdeep
Eggshausted.
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
"Time"? More like waiting.
"Bill, never do that again."
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
Roses are red, I have no money, I want to be dominated by a goth mommy.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
Want to hear a joke?
Women's Rights.
What does Meg do when she gets a cold sore?
She bathes in diarrhea.
Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
The + in LGBTQ+ stands for pedophiles.
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.