Short jokes
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun...
"What is your number?" "Hi."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
Ass.
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
Dumb.
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
Guys to wind the clock up?
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!