Short jokes
Old ladies are non existent.
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
Ashton Parkes.
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
Who wants a picture of my pp?
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
My mom left me at a very young age.