Short jokes
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.
Fuck you and your shitty family!
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
P or N?
"Let's go Brandon!"
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.