How do you throw a surprise party at a hospital?
Bring a strobe light into the epilepsy ward.
Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
What do you take care of after a car crash? The witnesses
you know what really gets me under my skin when im down? sharpener blades
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family
"When Republicans do Politics, it's a crime. But when Democrats commit crimes, it's Politics." ---Tyler Nixon
i told the emo girl that i bet shes jealous of the hanging lights in the gym
What do u call a emo cappella group
Self harmony
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."
You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. -- If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
Why can't the USA and England play chess?"
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
* What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * ... * A FLATLINE!
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it's perks.... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all
