All these jokes are so offensive Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it
People judge me because im quiet
no one plans a massacre out loud
I really hate waiting to die..... Its taking a lifetime
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
Getting murdered by someone is probably the most intimate experience I'll ever have.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
What do suicidal people do in their spare time?
Hang out.
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy" - One of the thousands of missing children
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
Roses are red,my name is Dan,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!
I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism
Think everyone who wrote these jokes are dead yet?
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
