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My cats got OCD

Anonymous
146 views · 4 years ago

Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."

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    The joke plays on the idea that the scratches on the person's arm, which are likely from self-harm, are instead attributed to cats with obsessive-compulsive disorder. This is a dark and self-deprecating way to deflect the question and avoid discussing the actual issue.

    Categories

    • Ocd
    • Cat
    • Self Harm
    • Arms
    • Mental Health
    • Anxiety

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