Short jokes

Short jokes

Rose

Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.

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  • Military

    We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!

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  • Watcher

    Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

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  • Suicide

    A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian responds with, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back!"

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  • Parent

    So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.

    Maze

    What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.

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  • Hospital

    I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.

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  • Fetus

    What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?

    They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"

    Day

    If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.

    Dinosaur

    Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.

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  • Wife

    A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.

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