roses are red violets are blue if you ever feel alone i'm always watching you
I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide, the librarian responds with ”fuck off you won’t bring it back!”
Who needs April fools..
When your whole life is a joke?
Covid 19 stopped mass shooting faster than the Government
So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.
What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.
i got kicked out of the hospital cause i told all the Covid-19 patents to stay positive.
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
They say people are 75% water But I'm 100% useless
what happens when the president turns emo? the great depression
When your crush walks in class but youre homeschooled...
If you say to someone "have a nice day!" It will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours" They'll be terrified.
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got the see either of them and they are now extinct
Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
Whats starts with M and end with arriage?
Miscarriage Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child
Yes I’m CUTE
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day....but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
