Short jokes
"When Republicans do politics, it's a crime. But when Democrats commit crimes, it's politics." ---Tyler Nixon
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
Frank.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
Awesome, amazing game!
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."