What do you call the space inbetween Kim Kardashians breasts.
Silicon valley.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
Somebody asked me whats that on your arm I just said "My cats got ocd"
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball
suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂
I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
I wasn't staring at you I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon
What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
Fuck it suicide is wrong but if you jump off a bridge and yell parkor its a failed stunt
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
Are you suicide? Cause I'm trynna commit to you
My friend: Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny Me: C'mon it's not that deep
What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. -- He wants to make America grate again.
