Short jokes

Short Jokes

Forehead

I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.

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  • One

    The ones you hate most are also the ones who are by your side most.

    Orphan

    If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

    Hitler

    Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.

    Mamma

    Your mamma's so ugly, even the toaster wouldn't get in the bathtub with her.

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  • Delivery

    Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

    Dad

    My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either since 2005.

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  • Christmas

    Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?

    Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.

    Side

    There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.

    Princess Diana

    How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

    They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...