What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
The ones you hate most are also the one who is by your side most.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine
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Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except Abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out
What do you take care of after a car crash? The witnesses
How did the tree get sick
It got tinsel-itis
My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either sense 2005
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There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
Hey can't wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
How did they know that princess Diana had dandraff? , They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
What’s ten feet long and bald
The conga line in the cancer ward
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Now that Stephen Hawking is dead the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
