Short jokes
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards…
Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
Hi 👋 I was wondering...
Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."
Joe: "Bi den"
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.
Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light.
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?
The other day my brother hit me. I yelled for mom. No one responded.