Short jokes
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
Little Johnny is gay.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Old ladies are non existent.
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Ashton Parkes.
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
Sam from Bow.