Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
Yee.
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.