Short jokes
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
hehehehehehehehehehe
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
Anyone play Roblox?
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Henry is in Uranus.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Addison in bra.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
Hoe?
BBNBHD.
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
frshfry we need to talk now!
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Googoogaga.