Short jokes

Short Jokes

Fool

The date is April 1st.

Somebody asks you what you are doing.

“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“

Sex

What's the point of sex when you're gay?

Because only gay people jerk off.

Friend

My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.

I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!

Day

One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!

Kid

Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!

Doctor

I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.

Side

Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?

He was all right.

Brain

Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.

Police

Knock, knock.

(Who’s there?)

It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.

Ryan

You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.

Dad

What's the difference between milk and my dad?

Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.