Short jokes
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
Most pakis are disabled.
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Jamal
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?