Short jokes
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 🐧
I'm psychicking your butt.
Dfhbbfd.
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
Ur mom gei.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."
I lost my bag. :(
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
Porn *sex noises*
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
I have a trombone.
There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
A - 10
Despacito.
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.