Short jokes
Cruel and unusual punishment.
Addison Banks age (8).
Addison Banks age (21).
Addison Banks age (69).
BLAH.
Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.
Worst joke.
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
Kroll es heterosexual.
I killed myself, then woke up.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Giggity!
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.