Short jokes
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
I told my wife she was lousy in bed.
She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
What did jptheflip win while playing this server?
Craft.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
Herrit?
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
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What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.