Short jokes
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
frshfry we need to talk now!
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
What do you call a binder with no rings?
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
Henry is in Uranus.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
Addison in bra.
Anyone play Roblox?
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
hehehehehehehehehehe
BBNBHD.
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
Kart! (DYM 151)
When is a priest's best compromise?
A failed Baptism.
A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."
Guys, I am Aly's friend, Ava. Come over here.