Short jokes

Short jokes

Orphan

Why can’t orphans have a house pet?

Because its parents have it to itself.

Forehead

Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”

Tease

Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.

Foot

When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"

Mountain

What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?

A mountain!

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Sex

A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."