Short jokes
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
My mom left me at a very young age.
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
Little Johnny is gay.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Old ladies are non existent.
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
What do you call ball drama?
Joke: CookVR
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭