Short jokes

Short jokes

Uncle

I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.

Wife

I told my wife she was lousy in bed.

She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"

Ass

What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!

Wordplay

God: Why is the teenager so short?

Angel: I don't know.

God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"

Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."

God: No, I didn't!

Frog

What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.

What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."

Dog

Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.

Kid

Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.

Poop

Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!

Put some Windex on it.