Short jokes
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.
Adriano loves life.
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
What kind of pillow makes sounds?
dvbmmnxc mhgdc gfdfngt.
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.