Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?
Short Jokes
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!
Gwen, can we chat in this link?
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!
T-Series: Go away you f***!
Nosy.
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
Fart <3
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
I will mummyfry you!
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
