Short jokes
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":
"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."
I have no toes, so I put blood on my foot, and then my other foot got run over, so, ye.
My wife left me yesterday.
I haven't talked to the kids in a year.
How are you?
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
My dad died lol.
What do you call an Asian? A-chan.
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 🐧
I'm psychicking your butt.
Dfhbbfd.
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.