Short jokes

Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!

What does a lesbian call the other during sex?

Mummy.

Why don’t orphans have parents?

'Cause they were abandoned.

I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

She will let it go!! 😂🤣

What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?

A s'more.

Fuck all y'all hoes!

Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus

Dislike if: - You are horny.

Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...

#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦

I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.

What does a stray cat/dog have in common?

Both of them don't have a home!

I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.

Stfu.

My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.

Now she's having a breakfast.

I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!

Alex Hayermann.

Dad: You're adopted.

Son: Where are my real parents?

Dad: >:D They are dead, now come to their grave and sleep there.

How to get your woman to come upstairs? Say you are naked.

You're a fat poop poop!

How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?

Igloos it.