Short jokes
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
A man walks into a bar and then out.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
Drama queens be like: =- (
Vaseline
Gaming, uh?
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Caca.
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Once I was riding my bike and saw a $5. I jumped off and died.