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Short Jokes
Guys to wind the clock up?
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
What can fly?
Bird.
Your mum's got big tits.
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.
Your mom gay.
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My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?