Short jokes
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
(Non-edgy joke.)
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)
Spell "I hod."
If you think I sound sexy, just reply "sexy."
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.