Short jokes
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.
All hail President Trump!
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
Where is Colorado?
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.