I'm psychicking your butt.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay. "Psychicking" sounds like "kicking," but it uses the word "psychic" to imply mind powers. So, the joke is that someone is using their psychic abilities to kick your butt, which is, like, totally absurd since you can't kick someone with your mind. Get it now, smarty pants?