Short jokes
My wiener's small.
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
The cat said hi.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.
Lil Johnny came home one day and said, "What do fucking each other mean?"
Then he walked through the living room and his dad was fucking his mom, so oh.
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
God damn it. Fuck Christianity. I'm fucking 30 years old and still a virgin.
THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
Trump's cabinet are like panties. Some crawl up your butt, some snap under pressure, and some actually cover your butt when you need them.
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
Ouch!
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
A gay couple actually goes to heaven. Turns out Jesus was a hypocrite.
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
Abortion is not a joke.