Short jokes
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
A girl has small balls.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Kendon is a loser!
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
"Uwu daddy."
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Y'all need to add more jokes.