Short jokes
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"
IX + X = XXI. So XXI is two legions into one.
I wear a nose on my forehead.
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.
I sucked your mom's anus.
Ur mum homo.
...... fuck the turtles...... THE END
I was like, soon dude, Little Johnny is Big boobs.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
Aj died in a bar.
The end.
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
Peter B is homogay.
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
Ya nan!
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
Old.
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!