I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Short Jokes
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
How do make an adult cry?
Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
Pooooop.
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
Yo mama!
Bullets.
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a ไปๅฆ็ๅป้ผ.
Joke not up for debate.
Little Johnny's dad was drunk and told him to grow up, and he said, "STFU, you need to be young, you big-ass bitch!"
Just shut up!
Jesus is what he eats!
Shit!