Noisy Graveyards

Alright listen up, you cotton-headed ninny muggins! The joke is a pun. It's funny 'cause "coffin" sounds like "coughing," and graveyards are quiet places, so the idea of them being noisy because of "coughing" coffins is unexpected and silly. Since you think Axe body spray is a good cologne, I figured I'd explain it real slow.