Short jokes

Short jokes

Basketball

Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?

Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.

Mama

How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.

Vitamin

How to learn your Vitamins:

A = Art.

B = Bouncy Balls.

C = Cookies.

D = Da Sun.

You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!

Fire Alarm

So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.

War

Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?

Scissors beat paper.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.

Alligator

Why did the alligator see a crocodile?

Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.