Short jokes
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
Levi
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
Who wants a picture of my pp?
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.