Short jokes
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
Rajdeep
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
Bib C, IIf.
Icebergie is a randy.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Eeeeeeee
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
What is your car's name?