Short jokes
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9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
Rajdeep
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Icebergie is a randy.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
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Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
Bib C, IIf.