I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
Short Jokes
Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make run "vhaleka."
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
