Short jokes
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
Jokes...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
Everyone dislike this.
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
You you you like like like like my joke nooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!
"What is your number?" "Hi."
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.