Short jokes
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website."
WTF 850 COMMENTS???
What's 2+2? FORE-head.
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
Hoe?
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Googoogaga.
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!