Short jokes
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
Sam from Bow.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Ashton Parkes.
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
Joe Mama!
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
Digga D?
Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.