Short jokes
I saw a poor man and I gave him money, and he said, "Nope, I don't need money." So I gave him money, and he punched me for no reason.
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!
I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha
Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
Afghanistan.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
Orphans will eat toes for food.
This isn't a joke.
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Where do you take your pig to karate?
The pork chop class!