Short jokes
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
You know the only way to win is you have to actually planet.
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.
Once a knight was called a "kuhnigitt," that's because he was one!
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What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!