Short jokes

Short Jokes

Priest

If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.

Bullet

A bullet is like an arrow.

Nothing can stop it from going through your head.

Word

I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"

Tongue

I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.

Doctor

I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.

Cheetah

Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?

Because he was playing with a cheetah!

Child

How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?

Depends on who's hanging.

Cock

I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.

Rape

What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?

"I was raped raped."