Short jokes

Short jokes

Ruin

We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!

Banana

Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?

Orphan

If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)

Language

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!

Octopus

I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.

Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.

But the vet charged me six quid.

Type

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!

Cat

Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?

A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.

Batman

What's the difference between Batman and Robin?

Batman can go to the store without robbin'.