Short jokes
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
Did you hear about the bank robber?
Turns out he got shot by the police.
And he wound up in prison.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
What is a lot?
Syphilis.
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
At night I became a mattress murderer.