Short jokes
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
Y u gey, bruh?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
Couy.
Kaden wants to have sex with you.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
Yaxaas?
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.