Short jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Soy un chacho.
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
Let's taco about something.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.