Short jokes
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
A girl has small balls.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Y'all need to add more jokes.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
vgvgvgh.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.