Short jokes
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
At night I became a mattress murderer.
What is a lot?
Syphilis.
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food!
"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"
Why did I shoot my dog?
Because it pissed me offff! Ahhhhhahahahahahahahahaha! 👌👌😎
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.