Short jokes

Short jokes

People

To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!

Book

Me: Hey, what book are you reading?

Him: "The Twisted Ones."

Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.

Water

Only Fortnite players will get it.

Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.

Name

I have a son. Her name is Zara.

I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.

Foot

I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.

I want my fucking feet back!

People

You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!

Hunter

My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.

He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.

Stephen Hawking

The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.

Mushroom

If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?

"I look like an umbrella."