How to write a joke?
Short Jokes
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
GOOGOO?
RTY!
I like school.
I will tell you a joke--your life.
McDonald's worker: Order, order!
Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Wee snaw.
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.
You
You
You're the cow.
Ccddfftggfdrrttty.
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!