Short jokes
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IX + X = XXI. So XXI is two legions into one.
I sucked your mom's anus.
I wear a nose on my forehead.
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Aj died in a bar.
The end.
Ur mum homo.
...... fuck the turtles...... THE END
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
Peter B is homogay.
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
Ya nan!
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!