Short jokes
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
Me: Hey, what book are you reading?
Him: "The Twisted Ones."
Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
I sucked a dick.
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
Joke
I have a son. Her name is Zara.
I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.
I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.
I want my fucking feet back!
Oliver Savage.
You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.
Jesus stinks so bad he killed all living things in Heaven.
Your mama.
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.
He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?
"I look like an umbrella."
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!
Tate