Short jokes
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
At my sample place, I handed my wife a fork and I lost my job.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)
PhashaunAnimationz
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
Super Boy from Korea.
Anime cats.
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
6jhyrgeda.
Hey, what's up?
What's long, black, and sticky?
A stick.
Howard Stern rules, b*tches!
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.