Short jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
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Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
kanker
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Man in boxers leads policeman on brief chase.
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What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?