Short jokes
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
"Quack, quack."
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks...
Congratulations to Avicii for passing his 3-day milestone of sobriety!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
"Dustin Jordan Manna should have been an abortion."
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.