Short jokes
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
Me: uses the crucifix.
Rush: Ahahahahahahæanananana!
Qualification Check:
Single
Taken
Friended ✔
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?