Short jokes
I was like, soon dude, Little Johnny is Big boobs.
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
IX + X = XXI. So XXI is two legions into one.
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.
"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"
Ur mum homo.
I wear a nose on my forehead.
I sucked your mom's anus.
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
Aj died in a bar.
The end.
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
Peter B is homogay.
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
Ya nan!
Realger.