Fuck you and your shitty family!
Short Jokes
I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
Let's beat that "lEtS gET 69 LikEs anD CoMmEntS" with 21 dislikes on this post. #21gang
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My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!