Short jokes
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
(Non-edgy joke.)
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
Wat is a kids gajfnjafb movie? A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL
Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""
Thanks a lot, Gwen!
Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
"Princess, you there? :("