Short jokes

Short jokes

Home

Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.

Cow

What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.

Dick

Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.

Older boy: UNO reverse card!

President

What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?

Donald Grump.

Group

Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!

Hare

What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?

The cops had to comb through the area.

Uranus

Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.

Hate

"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"

Playground

Only a city council committee would create this mistake.

Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!

Text

I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""

Thanks a lot, Gwen!

Guy

Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES