Short jokes
Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food!
"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."
Why did I shoot my dog?
Because it pissed me offff! Ahhhhhahahahahahahahahaha! 👌👌😎
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
What happened to the dog that crossed the road?
Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.
It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.
UHH, DADDY!
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
I don't think we should eliminate the LGBT.
However-
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
If you are poor, get money.