Short jokes
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Weenis long.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Bra eat E.T.?
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
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What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
I fucked the shit outta of my friend's mom with my 8 inch dick (Adrian). PS. Sorry, Adrian!
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.