Short jokes
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So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
Old.
Father, then the priest says, "Son, Holy Spirit, amen." No, I was asking you a question, Father.
"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."
What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!
What is Jay?
Phat.
Bust it open for Jesus!
Y'all gay asf yaya.
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.
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Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!
Man's got that big bati, you know.
Jacob Wheet, if you don't understand, look it up.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.