Short jokes
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
I did have a good time today, I did.
I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.
I think that church is boring.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
Carys’s mum has chemo.
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
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What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?
If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.
My wife found a rock and asked if it was expensive, and I said it "leavarite". She said, "Is that expensive?" and I told her, "Leave it right there."
I'm like dynamite, you'll never know when I explode.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
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