Short jokes
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
Rajdeep
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Icebergie is a randy.
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.
Bib C, IIf.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Adriano loves life.
I told my wife she was lousy in bed.
She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
Eggshausted.
"Time"? More like waiting.
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”