Short jokes
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
Yan nan ate my salty penis.
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."
Howard Stern rules, b*tches!
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike.
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
At my sample place, I handed my wife a fork and I lost my job.
Hey, what's up?
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What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
What's long, black, and sticky?
A stick.
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