Short jokes
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Nerverack.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Google is butt.
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
I'm pregnant.
Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
Snapchat: @colin_green21
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.