Short jokes
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"
Milk is that the Uganda way?
Octopussy.
Michael is gay and sucks cock.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
If my cat was a cactus, doesn't that make him a catus?
My wife left me yesterday.
I haven't talked to the kids in a year.
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
My dad died lol.
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 🐧
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!