Short jokes
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
"Ur Mater."
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
What's better than poo?
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
Bill Cosplay
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.
Beau Ruse is Gay.
Angus' love life.
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?
You better ketchup!
What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?
"(Me)owwww!"
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah, fuck all you cancer patients!
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.