I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
Short Jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
kanker
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Man in boxers leads policeman on brief chase.
dvbmmnxc mhgdc gfdfngt.
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.