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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!
Up your butt with a coconut!
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
Shaenaya likes goat dick.