Short jokes
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
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I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
Couy.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
Ahhhhhhh!
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....