Short jokes
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
What do you call an Asian? A-chan.
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
Dfhbbfd.
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
I'm psychicking your butt.
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 🐧
Ur mom gei.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."
I lost my bag. :(
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
Porn *sex noises*
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
I have a trombone.
Despacito.
There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
A - 10
...... fuck the turtles...... THE END
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.