Short jokes
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
ISIS is the mark of the beast.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."
Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!