You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.
Short Jokes
Where do whales get weighed?
The whaleway station.
Bants ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahashahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
Abortion is not a joke.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
I like my cigars like I like my women:
Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
Trump's cabinet are like panties. Some crawl up your butt, some snap under pressure, and some actually cover your butt when you need them.
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous!