Short jokes
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
Willies.
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
Your life is the best joke ever.
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
What do you call something that eats kids?
An upset mother.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
That feeling when elbow surgery was yesterday.
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.