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I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
Couy.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
Ahhhhhhh!
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.