Short jokes
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
Black lives matter.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!