Short jokes

I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.

Hey do you know saga?

Saga these ball sacks!

minutes (DYM 124)

Agreed (DYM 127).

Me: I broke me bum.

Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.

Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.

Get (DYM 129)

Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.

I killed myself, then woke up.

What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.

What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.

Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?

Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.

HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)

SHUT UP EVERYBODY!

Spell "I hod."

If you think I sound sexy, just reply "sexy."

Uranus is cold.

What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.

What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...