Short jokes
"Dustin Jordan Manna should have been an abortion."
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the New York Zoo.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs.
You might be innocent, but if you carry a large sum of cash in public, the cops won’t believe that.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
Glue is sticky.
hahahahahhhahaha
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
Shaenaya likes goat dick.