Short jokes
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
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Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
What did jptheflip win while playing this server?
Craft.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
"Pogchamp ETHAN!"
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.