Short jokes

Short jokes

Bomb

Lil Johnny looked a lil bonny, but then when he saw Tommy, he decided to bomb me.

Clue

I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.

Why?

I don’t have a clue.

Wife

Diabetic wives are like Cillit Bang. Squeeze them a bit and bang! The bed is gone.

Cow

What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?

Dead mooves.

Angel

My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!

Especially in bed...

Implant

What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!

Grandma

Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?

Mother: Sure.

Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!

Wife

Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?

His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.

Priest

A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"