Short jokes
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
Lil Johnny looked a lil bonny, but then when he saw Tommy, he decided to bomb me.
I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clue.
Diabetic wives are like Cillit Bang. Squeeze them a bit and bang! The bed is gone.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
A man walked into a fleshlight and died.
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
Ines.
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
The joke is missing. Please provide the joke text.
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"