Short jokes

Short Jokes

Language

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!

Banana

Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?

Orphan

If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)

Ruin

We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!

Hacker

I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.

Mama

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

Mouth

My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.

School

I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.

Kid

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!

Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.