Short jokes
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
So 666-3629, so get it?
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
Rob, you forgot to pay me for letting you sucky sucky on my thang.
AKA you're for sale.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
Oh, hail no!!!
Blueface baby!
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Fuke
Child: I am hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!
Child: *groans* *walks away*
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.