Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Short Jokes
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Soy un chacho.
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
Ass.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.