Short jokes

Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.

Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!

You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.

Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading

Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.

Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.

What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.

"Hey, is that a peach?"

*gets slapped on the butt*

"Noted."

It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.

What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?

Beauty!

Agreed (DYM 127).

Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.

Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?

'Cause they made a juice out of him.

Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

You can’t land on Uranus XD

Why are toads born with balls on their body?

Because they want more attention!

My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?

Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.

You so gay you have a fat sis and?