Short jokes
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
I’m horny who else is *ugh ugh papi harder*.
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
I SAID GO TO BED BEFORE I SLAP THOSE SPOTS OFF OF YOU!
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!
Up your butt with a coconut!
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks...
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!