Short jokes
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
The FBI said, "Open up!" I shout to them.
A person said, "Cookie sale." I opened up. He fucked me.
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
My name is Caleb, and I like boo and eat it.
Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me, so we went and rocked the minivan like, "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!"
Callum Coulter
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?
There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.
We have been cursed by curse-ive.
Wade likes Luiz!
Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.
What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
Person: "Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?"
Stranger: "Oh, just go stand in the middle of the road!"
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.