Short jokes
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window, and jumps out.
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
Black lives matter.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.