Short jokes
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
You're a bish, and you are too!
Hellllllllloooooo
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
There was an enemy with a machine gun.
My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."
So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.