Submit a joke :-)
Your love life.
Submit a joke :-)
Your love life.
I think that church is boring.
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike.
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Super Boy from Korea.
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
Anime cats.
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
What's long, black, and sticky?
A stick.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.