Short jokes
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"