Short jokes
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If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Yes (DYM 66).
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
"Creeper, aww man,"
"Today we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side."
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
Where is this pic of me in my bra?
Neighbor 1: Knock knock.
Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.
Odin: .....
Ty choked on DT’s willy.
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.