Short jokes

Short Jokes

Bank

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

Hook

What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?

Answer: A hooker.

Dyslexia

Roses are blue, violets are blue.

What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!

Jesus

How did Jesus kill himself?

He fell from his bike.

How many times did he die?

Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.

Orphan

Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.

Diarrhea

What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.

What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.

IQ

Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.

Head

Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.