Short jokes
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
I like pie.
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
He is dead.
I am looking for Mike Roch.
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
I like tortles.
Porky
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Spaceballs: The Comment.
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.