Short jokes
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
You're a bish, and you are too!
Hellllllllloooooo
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.