Short jokes
Why are people joking about this stuff?
"Ur Mater."
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?
You better ketchup!
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?
"(Me)owwww!"
What's better than poo?
Bill Cosplay
Beau Ruse is Gay.
Angus' love life.
No, you!
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.