Short jokes

Short Jokes

Wife

To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?

Cheese

Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?

Because they were using the computer.

Programmer

One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."

Mom

What do you expect when you get out of a bar?

Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.

Penis

What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.

Baby

What's the grossest thing ever?

A bag of dead babies.

What's even more gross?

The bottom one is still wriggling!

Duck

What's the difference between a duck?

One of its legs are both the same!

Cow

Two cows are standing in a field.

Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?

Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.

Cow

Knock knock.

Who is there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!