Short jokes
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The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
You gonna poop someday.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.
Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
Big (DYM 78).