Short jokes
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
This isn't a joke but...
GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!