Short jokes
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
These are just plain wrong jokes.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Credit to omnom.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
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My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.