Short jokes
Child: I am hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!
Child: *groans* *walks away*
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂
What is going on here?
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
Y'all is ugly!
He lost Wifi connection...
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
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Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!