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Short Jokes
Hey, what's up?
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
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Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
Howard Stern rules, b*tches!
One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."
Yan nan ate my salty penis.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
What's the grossest thing ever?
A bag of dead babies.
What's even more gross?
The bottom one is still wriggling!
When you pull out, but the baby's face turns blue.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!