Short jokes
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
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Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.
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Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
My life, haha, so funny!
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
Actually doing homework.
This site.
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
What do cows read? The moospaper!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.