How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Short Jokes
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
I’m horny who else is *ugh ugh papi harder*.
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
Up your butt with a coconut!
"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.
I SAID GO TO BED BEFORE I SLAP THOSE SPOTS OFF OF YOU!
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."