Short jokes
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.
Now I got a 31 on the ACT.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
I like my women how I like my bacon.
Well Dunn!!!
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
I found this at school.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!