Short jokes
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
Happy was a cute hippo.
Happy sleeps in the water.
Happy walks on land.
Happy runs on Savannahs.
Happy swims in mud.
Happy takes a bath.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
Prom (DYM 85).
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Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
Hi izz.
Ass (DYM 89).
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
"Bunny was so hopping to see you this week."
Can you guys check out my joke, please?
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Watersharky pega Gwen.