Short jokes
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Heyyyy sistas!
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
You mehheheeheheeeehehehe.
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.