Short jokes
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Being mean.
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
Banana bread is cute.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.