Short jokes
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
It's snot fair!
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
Anybody home? :)
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Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
Ramsey Bevan
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
Read the comments.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
What's George Floyds Favorite color... Kneeon
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.