Short jokes
What time is your name from? Any time.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What is your favorite name?
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
What can you build with people? A boat!
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
Baal jharne ke upay?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
How long is it?
What is yellow?