Short jokes

Short Jokes

Taco

Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......

Taco

Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!

Cake

I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"

Ex-wife

Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?

She lost her ass playing poker...

Drone

What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?

"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."

Vitamin

There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.

Dyslexic

Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"

Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.

Egg

Why was the egg runny?

Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.

Cat

Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?

A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.