Short jokes
"You gave me the same sweater as last year."
"You s w e a t e r believe it."
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
Hi boo!
"Igma is my balls."
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
Baal jharne ke upay?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
How long is it?
What picture is that?
What?
What is the address?
Why did you say not to?
What is yellow?
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!