Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
Short Jokes
You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs.
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
arya fae
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
Glue is sticky.
hahahahahhhahaha
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
Add me on Fortnite: Bujjj Boy.
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.