Short jokes
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
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How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
Yeah yeah.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
No joking.
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!