Short jokes
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My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
Minivan (DYM 138).
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Ramsey Bevan
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
I had sex, but ended up going "uuyaahh!"
Bababooey.