Short jokes
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.