Short jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.