Short jokes
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒