Short jokes
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
This account is run by a peadophile.
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?