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Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?
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Short Jokes
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
I lick cows for my mother.
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
So I was at a class at school, and then boom, explosion. Lots of dead.
I shoot at the people too, haha, goodbye class. Scary.
Willies.
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
Your life is the best joke ever.
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.