Short jokes
One word. Creeper.
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Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
What is this?
Bababooey.
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
You gonna poop someday.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Where is Australia?
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?