Short jokes
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
HEY NOT_KIARAH 01!
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
"Nihha scarborough face."
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?