Short jokes
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
Taig
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
Joke: Me.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
You're a bish, and you are too!
Hellllllllloooooo
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?