Short jokes
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?
Nutella!
Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?
So he doesn't roll back down!
What has four legs and works at McDonald's?
The remaining members of Nirvana.
My boat is super fast, so I named it Usain.
Usain Boat.
What do you call Liberal Scare Tactics?
A Conservative's Utopia.
Why are modern women trash?
Because back in the day, a woman knew her place.
Wanna hear a joke?
Police brutality.
What do Somalians excel at in the United States?
Welfare fraud.
What is smaller than my dick?
Nothing.
Happy April Fool's Day.
I am the fool, now fuck me.
I had an Alzheimer's joke, but something's fogging up my mind.
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.