Short jokes

Short Jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.

Road

What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?

Dumb right wingers.

Fan

Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!

Kid

Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.

Colon

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.

Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.

Jane ate her friend’s colon.

Ball

Me: I call my girl Cinderella.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because she loves balls.

Jesus

Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?

For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.

Orphan

Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.

Orphan

Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.

Rape

A woman once falsely accused me of rape, and I was sentenced to life in prison.

PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂

Orphan

Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?

The motherboard was nowhere to be found.