Short jokes
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
Chat date for Gwen and Tj.
Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
Where is this pic of me in my bra?
Neighbor 1: Knock knock.
Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.
Odin: .....
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Ty choked on DT’s willy.
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
And just look up anything that is hot! And don't forget to comment!
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
I had sex, but ended up going "uuyaahh!"
I went on a ballooning holiday recently. I put on four stone.
It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.
Kyler, go on this one.
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"