Short jokes
Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
This account is run by a peadophile.
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂