Short jokes
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive. What is the difference between a good [what]?
What did the cow say to the prostitute?
Moo.
Bill, that's racist!
I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.
Fun fact: Pringles are named Pringles because somebody decided to name them Pringles.
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
Pedophiles smell good.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?
It's ok, he didn't either!
I'm serious, what's a "dad?"
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
Trump.
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.