Short jokes
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
Later (DYM 125)
Minivan (DYM 138).
Good luck, Gwen, with everything!
How was your day, Freshfry?
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.