Short jokes

Short jokes

Mom

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Parkinson

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.

Bell

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Isabell?

Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.

Tennis

Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?

You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.

Van

I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

Vegetable

What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?

Boom! Roasted!

Ball

I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."