Short jokes
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
Poopy, farty, pee.
Capitalism.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
Lolehenedhdbwbsidjb.
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
Your Fortnite win rate.