Short jokes
I'm a turd.
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
Cool little titbit.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?
I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?