Short jokes
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Penny.
Watersharky pega Gwen.
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
"Watersharky, we need a little talking..."
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!
"Creeper, aww man,"
"Today we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side."
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
Big (DYM 78).
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Hair (DYM 81).