What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Short Jokes
"When God sends me to hell... I want him to hesitate." -Techno
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
I have a paso.
1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣
Pants!
I found this at school.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Down syndrome sucks!
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.
Now I got a 31 on the ACT.
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.