What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Short Jokes
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Mommy kisses my butt.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
Happy was a cute hippo.
Happy sleeps in the water.
Happy walks on land.
Happy runs on Savannahs.
Happy swims in mud.
Happy takes a bath.
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
Tis the season to be spooky.