Short jokes
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Someone goes into a bar and asks for a blow job. The barman goes, "Me too." But then the guy goes, "I meant the drink."
The boy ran into the gym, why?
Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."
I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
How do you close a cabinet?
You closet! Hahahhyaahhahaaahhahaha!
What's the POINT in stabbing people?
HAHAHA
I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.
I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive. What is the difference between a good [what]?
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"
Bill, that's racist!
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
Pedophiles smell good.
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."
Jesus has a twisted humor.
kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.