Short jokes
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
Why are cows đź so big? To scare babies đ¶.
I love jokes!
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
Whatâs the difference from me and a gay person? You.
Whatâs the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesnât sell real meat.
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
My son.
Havenât they switched him off and then back on yet?
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
Whatâs green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.