Short jokes
Orphans can't find the home page.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
I have cripple and depression.
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
Vagina?
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.