Short jokes
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
Jacob Colletto
*having sex on lexapro*
Her: Cum for me, baby!
Me: I'm trying!
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.
I'll let you decide.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.