Short jokes
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
One time my receipt broke before I even got to my truck.
If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍
You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fishes.
Fishes who?
Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs