Short jokes
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Ichigo solos.
Goku solos.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
John Cena.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.