Short jokes
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
I hate you, Gwen. You are a stupid idiot!
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
Comment down below!
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
I'm glad.
Kaas.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
That's kinda sus, you know?
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.