Short jokes
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
Your Fortnite win rate.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
I saw a bear eating a duck.
It was unBEARable.
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
Dean's sex life.
My existence.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
What color is a burp?
Burple!
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.