Short jokes
Ayo wassup Nicka. AWWWW SHIET!
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. š
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. šµ
I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.
My two moods are āI canāt believe I get to be a personā and āI canāt believe I have to be a person.ā
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?
Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Beans, your mum is fat!
12 people on Let's Gooooo.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"