Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
Short Jokes
riding (DYM 145).
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work.
I said I ate an apple because I was hungry.
I know where you live! I saw you before!
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Hey Stacey, love!
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.