Short jokes

Short Jokes

Absence

Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.

Kid

Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).

Fan

I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.

Toaster

I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?

Poop

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

Crash

What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

They always line up.

Love

If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...

Sentence

If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.