Short jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
🌵funking prick!
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"
My son is broken: "I think at home!"
Happiness!
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!
Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.