Short jokes

Short Jokes

Face

I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)

Sister

My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.

Club

It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.

Orphan

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

'Cause mommy never gave them some.

Home

Anybody home? :)

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