Short jokes
"North America, best America."
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers there didn't have that much breast milk.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
What time does the man go to the bank?
8 AM.
I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
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Welcome to our Computer Show.
I'm Mars Argo.
Welcome to youtube.com.
Really bad penis joke.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
Going in a military.
The last thing I heard from them is: "Goodbye!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
People love you.
Don't die.