Short jokes
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
Staring (DYM 119).
Jugs!
What da dog doin'?
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
Later (DYM 125)
Minivan (DYM 138).
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
riding (DYM 145).