Short jokes
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
I love jokes!
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
What color is a burp?
Burple!
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...