Short jokes
I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers there didn't have that much breast milk.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
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Really bad penis joke.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch some pail of water.
Jack came down, and then Jill came tumbling after, so they had a baby...
Going in a military.
The last thing I heard from them is: "Goodbye!"
When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
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Don't die.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
Jesus has a twisted humor.
kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?