Short jokes
I don’t love being bored.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
Person you don't know, my name.
What the hehehehehehe?
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
Dean's sex life.
My existence.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.