"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Short Jokes
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
I hate autistic people.
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.