Short jokes
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
I have cripple and depression.
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
Man, I hate the government.
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
Stop, orphan joke!
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*