Short jokes

So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?

What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.

Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.

What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!

Beans, your mum is fat!

What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.

I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!

Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.

Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?

Because they lost their queen.

12 people on Let's Gooooo.

Hi, hello, hello, hello.

"Nihha scarborough face."

Mase looks like a fat gay dude.

Why'd my grandpa fall over?

'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!

What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.

What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?

What did the shoe tell the feet?

"Put me on your feet!"

Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.

Jokes have meaning.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

El, if I know.

I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.

It showed a picture of myself.