Short jokes
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xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
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What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work.
I said I ate an apple because I was hungry.
I know where you live! I saw you before!
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?