Short jokes
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Ppppppp.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
How I talk: Hello
How Stitch talks: HeLlO.
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Should I slap Flynn's ass?
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!