Short jokes

Short Jokes

Duck

Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!

Flirt

Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)

Number

During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.

Sound

Me: What's that sound?

Ex: What?

Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!

Hair

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

Gamer

xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.

Orphan

What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"

He replied, " "

Dick

Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?

Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.

Girl

This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”

Boyfriend

Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.

Me: Sorry for your loss.

Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.

Me: Stop, I have a mother.