Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.
Short Jokes
Why you always in a mood?
Ewwwwwww!
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
"AOT is mid."
Ayo, the pizza here-
OH N*GGA!!
I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.