Short jokes
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
Trump.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
Jimmylikeskids4
I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers there didn't have that much breast milk.
Really bad penis joke.
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
TheOdd1sOut is odd to meet.
Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.
Really, then give me a pond of water.
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!