Short jokes
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesnโt feel good?... The boat dock.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐คฃ
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? ๐
Why canโt fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
The phrase โMuslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they canโt even expose their legsโ has two meanings.
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. โค๏ธ
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.