Short jokes
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
Chupapi Muñañyo
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!