Short jokes
Uranus spins on its side.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
What has it?
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
I am a sheep.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
I was born on the moon.
Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.