Short jokes
Anyone know sadgirl101?
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?
I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.