Short jokes
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
I don't know.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!