Short jokes
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
"I’m coming for you two!"
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Your mom!
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
My classmates?
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
Tell who we are.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Dews?
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.