Short jokes

Short jokes

Bomber

What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?

I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!

God

God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?

Idol

I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬

Prostitution

What is not the definition of prostitution?

A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?

Forehead

God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.

Pilot

I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.

Nut

Me: Can I borrow your CD?

Friend: What CD?

Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.

Orphan

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

Face

Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.

Corner

Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?

Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.

Collage

I can’t wait for collage....

5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.