Short jokes
Going in a military.
The last thing I heard from them is: "Goodbye!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch some pail of water.
Jack came down, and then Jill came tumbling after, so they had a baby...
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."
The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)
What time does the man go to the bank?
8 AM.
"North America, best America."
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
I'm serious, what's a "dad?"