Short jokes
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!
God said, "Let there be light," and it was lit!
I put glue in a man :)
Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.
Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!
Fanta Klare Zitrone is cool.
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(: