Short jokes

Short jokes

Dad

Your dad left you because he went for milk.

*1,000,000 years later*

Her: Dad come back!

Him: FBI open up!

Orphan

Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.

Jesus

When did Jesus die?

On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.

Milk

Dad: Son, I came back.

Son: Where is the milk?

Dad: Time for another 10 years.

Orphan

Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?

Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.

Ice

On a winter day many play.

Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.

Face

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

Head

Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.

Weight

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Shit

What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.

Indian

What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.