Short jokes
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Why did the snake eat a panda?
When did Jesus die?
On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Pls send.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.