How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Chinese Names
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod! This "joke" is all about how Chinese parents supposedly name their kids. Get it? They drop a pan down the stairs, and whatever sounds it makes – Bing, Bong, Dong – becomes the kid's name! It's a stupid stereotype, and you probably laughed way too hard at it, didn't you?