Short jokes
I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
Girls are whores.
Uranus spins on its side.
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.