Short jokes
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
Look in a mirror.
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive. What is the difference between a good [what]?
The boy ran into the gym, why?
Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."
What's the POINT in stabbing people?
HAHAHA
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
Bill, that's racist!
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
Pedophiles smell good.
People love you.
Don't die.
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
Jesus has a twisted humor.
kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.