Short jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!