If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
Short Jokes
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
80s (DYM 84)
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Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
Hi izz.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.