Short jokes
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
The girl in the picture has no ass.
Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.
Stop, orphan joke!
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
Vagina?
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
I have cripple and depression.
Orphans can't find the home page.