Short jokes

Short Jokes

Mosquito

If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”

Bottle

I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.

Car

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Tire

What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"

Fart

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.