Short jokes
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
My grades.
Seriously, who wants dicks?
We are gonna crush you in the try not to laugh.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
What goes moo? Cow.
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Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.