Short jokes
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Poopies in my undies.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
I put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it, but instead I got bit by ants.
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.
This for you roman y e e e nt
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Condoms are for pussies.
Stop joking with cancer.
- From a survivor :)
I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday, but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.