Short jokes
If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
I think them homosexuals are rather gay.
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
Patient: Sorry I'm so nervous, this is my first surgery.
Doctor: Oh, don't worry, mine too!
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
How did the guy greet his wife?
"Howdy, sister!"
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
Octopussy.
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
Orphan