Short jokes
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
I miss my wife, Tails.
I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
I hate you, Gwen. You are a stupid idiot!
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.