What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
Short Jokes
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
βThe difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-β.
"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"
My son is broken: "I think at home!"
Happiness!
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
What the hehehehehehe?
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
Person you don't know, my name.
My existence.
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.