Short jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
A random drunk person ate poop, but he found out it was liquid...
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
I was looking forward to some toast...
So I took the toaster in the bath with me.
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"