Short jokes
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
The most unfunny joke ever made.
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
Booooooooooooo!
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?
Tiresome is the quantification of tire.
Louie being born.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.