Short jokes

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Why did the orphan cross the ride?

I forgot.

Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.

When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.

What is a dog with only two legs? A human.

She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.

I can't stop thinking about those beans.

I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).

How does he go for a poo? He logs out.

I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.

KA-DOOM-CHA!

What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?

Nothing, they died.

Girls are whores.

What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?

A Cake By The Ocean.

What did the knight say when he went to bed?

"Good Knight!" lul

A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"

When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.

YEEEHAWW!

Hey Max, what's up? The sky.

My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.

What do butts say?

"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"

I was born on the moon.

Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.