Short jokes
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!