What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
Short Jokes
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
Your Fortnite win rate.
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What fish sings?
A tuna.
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
Poopy, farty, pee.
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
@shelby denver is a massive nonce.