Short jokes
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
Trump.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch some pail of water.
Jack came down, and then Jill came tumbling after, so they had a baby...
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
"North America, best America."
Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.
My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.
Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny.
I needed a test on if I'm pregnant. Then the doc said, "Take your pants down." Then he put his penis in my vagina and said, "Now you are pregnant."
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
I hit my friend.
He's dead now.