Short jokes
What did the boy say to the noose?
"Can you please tie me."
Hi, Charlie, is your friend?
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.
I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
Canada.
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window, and jumps out.
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
Jesus was a carpenter who got nailed to a piece of wood.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.