Short jokes
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
What is your summer name? Hot.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
What is mail? Boring.
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
Blonde: Can I suck you off? (has STDs on mouth)
Me: Naw (drake turn/dab)
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
Or
Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"