What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
Short Jokes
When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch some pail of water.
Jack came down, and then Jill came tumbling after, so they had a baby...
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.
My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.
Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny.
I needed a test on if I'm pregnant. Then the doc said, "Take your pants down." Then he put his penis in my vagina and said, "Now you are pregnant."
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
I hit my friend.
He's dead now.
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
Friend: If you don't like my bad jokes, I will tell some stand up comedy.
Me: But you are not standing:)
So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."
Dear uncle, I want my condoms.
What do gay girls order in a bar?
Pussy juice.
Q: Why did the teacher die?
A: Because he hated his life.