Short jokes
How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?
I hate it when I accidentally eat out my dog, lol.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.
My abortion.
When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!
Girl: You are gay.
Boy: Who says I’m gay?
Girl: You ARE GAY!
Boy: You are lesbian.
Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH
I told my doctor I was experiencing some back pain. He told me to smoke some weed because I had chronic back pain.
All germs are from GERMany.
A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?
Drugs.
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
Imagine the only way you can get laid is if you force it. 😂 Loser!
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!
Face-Timing My Girlfriend:
"Hey girl! Are you a veterinarian? Because these puppies are sick!" *shows muscle*