Short jokes
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
Voicemailing.
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
Hey guys, it's an alien!
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
I like my women like I like my diving pool:
Deep and wet.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
Me so horny! Me so horny!
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.