Short jokes

Short Jokes

Sex

I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?

Midget

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large!

Mustard

How many thumbs down can this joke get?

Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.

Kid

Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?

Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.

Squirrel

One time there was a squirrel who died.

It was funny because the squirrel got dead.

Friend

I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(

Hairline

Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.

Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*

Jesus

Jesus got rejected. A few years later, he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.

Forehead

My forehead so big,

big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.

Hi.