Short jokes
I like my women like I like my diving pool:
Deep and wet.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
Me so horny! Me so horny!
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Haha, you're gay!
ABBaS.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
Uranus is blue.
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?