Short jokes
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
Hiiiiiiiihihihi.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
I want to be a pilot.
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!