Short jokes
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
I hate my wife.
*cue laugh*
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."