Short jokes
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
You're dead inside.
(Stabs him 23 times)
When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?
Jack and Jill went up the hill, both had Bacardi rum. When Jill's was gone, she wanted Jack's, that's why she took it from him.
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Cuddle with you.🙂
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot?
Because they are high.
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
Orphan
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
I think them homosexuals are rather gay.